Tiger Woods walks into a pro shop and asks the instructor for a lesson.

If the pro had any integrity he might say something like this,

“Are you serious? You’re Tiger, like the best player ever! I’m not interested. Here’s my best advice:
Stop mucking about with your swing and over analyzing. Dude! You’re Tiger Woods. Go and play like him. If you don’t stop all this bullshit you’ll be fucked”.

Probably not going to happen.